Ma and God by Shel Silverstein

Ma and GodGod gave us fingers - Ma says, "Use your fork."
God gave us voices - Ma says, " Don't scream."
Ma says eat broccoli, cereal and carrots.
But God gave us tasteys for maple ice cream.

God gave us fingers - Ma says, " Use your hanky."
God gave us puddles - Ma says, "Don't splash ."
Ma says, "Be quite, you father is sleeping."
But God gave us garbage can covers to crash.

God gave us fingers - Ma says, "Put your gloves on."
God gave us raindrops - Ma says, " Don't get wet."
Ma says be careful, and don't get too near to
Those strange lovely dogs that God gave us to pet.

God gave us fingers - Ma says, "Go wash 'em."
But God gave us coal bins and nice dirty bodies.
And I ain't too smart, but there's one thing for certain ~
Either Ma's wrong or else God is.

We were one! We are one! We will be the one forever!

Hi!
Time walks, runs and finally flies. I wish I could turn back time. To me, meeting new trainees is most wonderful thing at KNUE! The campus is beaufitul and the instructers are wonderful, too. Thinking of the end of the first session, I reflect on myself. I deided to study harder, esp. vocabulary. You can call me Brand New Vivien.

During parcticing a skit performance, I had a good time with you. I'll keep the memories until I die. As you can see my title, we are the S1 members and we are the one.

Have a fantastic weekend!!!

Why my computer is sick whenever I try to use it?

Hi, guys. I'm so moved to see you working very hard here. I envy Terry very much. He seems to know everything about technology. Machines hate me. What shall I do? I had my computer fixed last month but it's nearly dying again. Though I try to be kind the machines, they run away. I feel like I have harmful hands. Every machine I touch, it turns to garbage. Any advice?

How are you? Here's my secret for good health.

Thank you for interests for my previous question. The answer is Bahng-eo in Korean. If you are interest in fresh raw fish, you can visit Jeju Yellowtail Festival in November.

Anyway are you ok? I'm worried about your health. I was surprised to see many trainees were suffering from a cold. I heard half of the class members in Class X had a cold. Studying, doing homework, practicing skit and preparing individual presentations make me tired. I don't have a cold yet, though. Cheer up, all of you!!! We can do it!

Sleep well. That's my secret. ☺

Have you ever heard of Yellowtail?

Hi, guys!

Have you ever heard of "yellowtail" before? Is wine(a kangaroo on the bottle) that came into your mind? Then how about yellowtail in the sea? I spent more than one hour finding what English name of this(In Korean) is.

If you get the answer without looking up the dictionary, I'll give you a prize later. The prize will be posted if I have the first winner. Why don't you try?

Good night!!!

Are you excited to go to the U.S.A?

Though the staff keeps telling us to focus on study at KNUE, I want to enjoy dreaming the life in the U.S.A. I found the Pennsylvania is quite close to New York. I really want to visit the city and the statue of liberty.

BUT!!!
Why should we be partied? I want to go there with all of you, S01 celibrities!!! Thinking of that, I feel sad. Paul, Kate, Annie and Angelina.. All the young members are going to Michigan. Is there a seceret for them to choose a different place?

Anyway we have four months left. During that time we can have good time together. Guys, I'm already missing you!!!

Aren't they beautiful?

Hi~ How was the picnic?

I liked the Daecheong Dam most. It's not possible to see a lake in Jeju, you know.

Look at them! Aren't they beautuful?

Your answer is definitely "Yes!!!"

Thanks a million to those who see the most beautiful girls first.

Thanks to those who see the mountains first.